Kimmi, Kimmi, Where Are You? Call Me, Baby!

A short, but somewhat humorous snippet...

So I have a dear friend who is under the weather and I'd been checking in on her daily with a text message so as not to wake her up. Well this is good and all and I was racking up good karma points until...

I typed in the wrong phone number into the phone for the text message. I was one digit off. Well I didn't realize I had done this and I sent off what would be a totally innocent message if you had the context and the receiver was the right person. But to a random stranger, well maybe not - without context.

Message was:

"Hey hon, how are you doing? Thinking of you..."

Well now the next morning while away from the phone I get a voice mail from the number I mistyped...

"Kimmi? Baby is that you? Oh I was so hoping you'd get back in touch..."

I ignored the message because I knew I wasn't Kimmi and well my desperate sounding drive-by text messaging victim was some dude.

Bored now.

Later that day the phone rings again and I miss it again. "Kimmi? Kimmi? C'mon, baby, pick up!"

Still bored now,

Even later, Mr. "Kimmi Doesn't Love Me Anymore" calls again. This time I pick up and feeling mischievous, lower my voice, "Hello?"

"Is Kimmi there?" says our lost soul.

Instead of telling him he had the wrong number, I simply say "No."

There is a long pause and then he hangs up.

Not so bored now.

I'm going to Hell.